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Artist: Modern Baseball
Track: "Rock Bottom"
Plays: 30,369 plays



To hell with class, I’m skipping. Let’s order food and sleep in.
I’ve got so much to do, but it’s ok, cause

whatever, forever

dang it

tags: #jams

still feelin like garbage cool nice i’m going to bed :Y


"why are you late"

i feel like garbage incarnate lmfao


Have a boner in class? Punch it.

Punch your dick.

Fucking punch it.

Punch it



GiantEye - Lock Pick Earrings

Because sometimes you just need a pair of fancy earrings that double as lock picks
- Gray

white people: *force their hair to be matted to form what they think are dreadlocks so they can feel ~one with nature~ and go through some bullshit spiritual hippie phase, probably appropriating other cultures too*
black people: *manage to have their hair lock with ease in order to keep their natural hair maintained but get criticized for it bc it’s seen as unprofessional and dirty*




Mallory Ortberg has a voice like an old movie actress. (“Male Novelist Jokes” at the Last Bookstore in LA)

I don’t think it’s unreasonable to say that Mallory Ortberg is one of the funniest writers alive, and a wonderful entertainer.

Someone send this to Chuck Palahniuk

(Source: youtube.com)

tags: #ohhhhhhhhh


If you walk like Cersei Lannister everywhere you go, your self-confidence will increase by 500%. This is science.

tags: #got #confirmed

Brothers & sisters (requested by anonymous)

tags: #got